Aim: Are kids the worst nightmares?

Hypothesis: Yes, they drive you THROUGH the wall.

Procedure: Went to church last Sunday. Some of the members brought their darlings for service at well. The 1st half hour was fine, after that, unfortunately for us . their (the kids) progesterones and testarones were erupting. Screams were heard from all four corners, you could see mini creatures jumping up and down like fish out of water.

When the preacher was preaching on unity in church:

Preacher: DO YOU LOVE EACH OTHER?

Small boy: YES!! YES!!!

Preacher: Don't just say it, you must show it!

Small boy: YES!! YES!! YES!!!

Preacher:.... and lastly, brother, love one another!

Small boy: *Turns to an Afro-american* BROTHER, LOVE ONE ANOTHER!


Whao, talk about racism. Actually, to be frank, I thought he was kinda cute, but I doubt he knew what the preacher was preaching. At the end of the service he was CONDUCTING the Song of Encouragement.Okay no offence but as a parent u should never let your kids go overboard!

Our poor Sunday school teacher, Mdm Pui Lai, had to control all 4 of the kids DURING service. There were colouring and fighting over colour pencils, screaming their heads off. We had to tolerate them for the whole hour... T.T Yep, it wasn't easy man, I thought my eardrum was torn.

Conclusion: Yes, they are nasty little things.

Butterflies

I'm feeling so nouxious

I'm getting rama-ramas' (NOT Ram, PLEASE) in my tummy.. hardly anyone is online anymore. The exams are creeping at a furious pace. While everyone is toturing their souls to study, I 'm enjoying myself. Shame on me!

Since all of mua's friends are vanishing one by one due to the exams (which the authorities thought it was good for us victims, I mean students. Thus, making it compulsory for every miserable 15 year old.), I think it is only rasional that I should refrain from this heavenly electrical device until PMR and the Form 4 entrance exam is over.

Oh yea, got some tips for the F4 entrance from Jem:

1. The syllabus is still based on F3, but the format is in F4 so prepare for LOTS of subjective questions.

2. It's more to essay writting than anything.

3. Memorise ur facts clearly couse you're gonna list it out.

4. The good news is, they won't be judging completely on this exam but its good to pass or not they'll be judging SOLELY on PMR.

By the way, I PASSED ME PIANO EXAMS WITH DISTINCTION!!!! Guess all the torture I went true wasn't crap after all.

Okey, I'll see ya in less than a month's time. Ciao for now.

Wild Nights

Yep, this time our traditional sleepover was held by our marvelous organizer.. ZEAN YING!! Well, since PMR (wet wet water la) was around the corner, we miraculously convinced our folks to go out together.

Well, I've got the word to describe it- T-E-R-R-I-F-I-C!!

On the wee ours on the 27th August 09, this woman comes rampaging to my house cause she needed transport:

Seen her in magazines? She's got FRANCE at her hands (observe the 'blingy')!

Yep, THE ONE AND ONLY WEY YIN makes her grand entrance to my cozy habitat. Well she did inform me she was coming VERY early but heck, its the holidays! ALMOST went in my pyjamas to see her. :P

IKEA'S NEWEST TECHNOLOGY: A walking table cloth.

I believe I can fly.. I believe I can cross the sky..

Wey yin:- Lalalalalalala~ Haizzz..

Sorry I squashed your radiance, Zean ^^;

Sorry, but epic failed.

Looks like I hooked my head on Zean's (the host) shoulder.

Zean- Lost

Wey- Kawaii-nia!

Alright, I'll stop with the camwhorring for a while. Let your eyes recover from the burning sensation. So Wey and mua went to Zean's house and then we took the LRT to KLCC.

We headed for the book fair first but hardly anything caught our attention..accept for Zean.. heh heh.

So if I'm not mistaken, this was probably our INNER THOUGHTS in the book fair.. :P

Zean: Hmm.. I promised to buy a book for my brother but I HAVE to buy that book too.. uh.. can't choose..Ooo.. this chinese Novel is interesting but but... OH well, might as well buy all of them!! Yea, dattebayo! XD

Wey Yin: Shoes..GLADIATORS.... There has to be one that fits me.. oh the sexy stripes, the shiny colours, the SEDUCTIVENESS OF GLADIATORS!!! *Drools*

Me (Sam): There should be discounts in Isetan.. tank tops... denim jeans..skirts..those awfully beautiful cloths i was eyeing .. AAAYEEEE.. lets CONQUER THE MALL!! *Mind explodes*

Well, so much of a reading spirit for most of us..

Sorry wey, if you I intepreted your thoughts wrongly, pls tell me..

From left: Me and Zean

I remembered our trip to the same book fair last year.. We almost stayed there the whole day!!!

Hormones- estrogen and progesterones.. ARISE!! Just look at the transformation!!

A Pretty young lady. Want her number? Hehh hehh..

So after pondering, we went to fill our tummies and then..

LETS GO SHOPPING!!!!!

Yep, just like the White Chicks.

Went to Isetan, GAP, DIESEL,BILLABONG,QUIKSILVER, POLO...and finally.. ROMP!!!
Wey yin was already buzzing because I dragged them all over the building looking for the perfect fit.. Gomenasai again ^^; Then, the gates of 'paradise' opened!! ROMP!!! It had everything. Awesome quality, reasonable price!!Well, all our efforts paid off. Good deal, girls!!

2 sarcastic creatures combined together= ULTIMATE LANGUAGE DOMINATION. Believe me, we have venom on our tongues. We've been at war since Year 1, from fouls to Best Friends!!
The Lord works in mysterious ways..

My favourite picture. :)

My 'tablecloth' from Singapore and a Chinese Doll.

Another one of my favs

We had tea there in the cafeteria on top. Wey yin got her obsession: PASTA ; Zean and I had waffles.. Weeee...

Ice cream waffle with apple custard.. Mmmmm.. Just don't look at the receipt :p

Zean grinning away with her desert.. Seriously, u need to start eating more or else you'll shrink to a pole, Zean!!




AT HER HOUSE

Went back to Zean's place awfully tired. Thank goodness she locked her room door to stop her little living being- her brother Quan , 6 years of age from rampaging. Daeng. I should have took a picture on him. He's SOOOOOOOO ADORABLE!! Unfortunately, being influenced by the elder brother, he knows all the facts in Ch 4: Reproduction.

Kids these days.. Haiz..

Watched Slither, a thriller around 11pm.. FYI, I'm not constipated!!

Wey- A terrified ninja. What a shame to Konoha la!

28 August, 12 pm: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, ZEAN HONEY!!

Got her a charm bracelet.

Indian bangles..

Candid photo!!

Jailed for camwhorring...

Serius offenders.. Sentenced to the gallows!

Thanks for the awesome sleepover, Zean and Wey.. Can't wait till the next one!!! XD

AAAAYEEEEEE!!! PMR TRIAL IS OVA!!!!

• Love the partial freedom I'm indulging.
• Finally a breath of fresh air weeks after I buried my head in books
• U can't imagine the insanity I went through.
• Went hyperventilating.
• Broke down
• 3 hours of sleep
• Trial wasn't that hard though.
• THANK GOODNESS
• Though I craped a lot in the BM paper.
• Title: 'Rumah terbuka membawa banyak faedah. Bincangkan"
• I repeated Muhibah and Martabat like crazy.
• Semoga keputusanku dalam keadaan selamat walaufiat.
• Yeesh, anyway JIAN HO(JALEHO) !!
• Yep, to victory, I've defeated u trials.
• Dad, trials are over and u 're asking me to study the day after.
• My ovaries are laughing.
• I will study after the weekends.
• Chillax.
• To all those having their last paper on Monday
• GAMBADE, JIA YOU !!

Sweet Memories

BEHOLD, after a decade I REVIVED this blog. *Hui Yi's evil laugh*

This pirated song I made is dedicated to all my friends (especially to my primary school gang, BUMBLEBEES)

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This is for my peoples

Whom I've known forever.

My best friends(Wey, Zean, Jin, Xuan), my babies(Sangkir, Aarathi,Azlin, Mily, Hannah, Winnie)

My men(Kerri, Chen Yang, Tien Lun, Daniel..) and my ladies(Yi han, Naomi, Soo Ann, Audrey)

Put your hand way up high( Guo Feng and gang, put up ur hands)

We will never say bye

No, no, no

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Thank you for all the lullabies( Ze An's songs, orgasms made in class..) you make everyday. You've coloured my life and made me laugh (with ur 'awesome' jokes and actions) and you've gave me one h*** of a headache. But all in all I love you guys! 3M TERUNGGUL! Now with Hannah, Aarathi, Winnie and Ananda resigning from prefect duty... Insya-Allah.. I may survive.
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Lisa, Rachel, Jasmin, Eunis


Julia, Susan.


This is for my peoples


Whom I've known all my life


Lift your head to the sky


Cause we will never say bye



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The Bumblebee Gang '06,

• Rachel ( Buffalo)
• Jasmin ( Candy floss)
• Julia ( Banana Sister)
• Eunis (Spirit)
• Susan Yee ( Gotta)
• Zean (Crystal)
• Wey( Ms Sacasm)
• Ruth (Fishy)
• Lynna (Ghost)
• Me (Gai Bei Zhak Fan)

Thank you for the many memories back in Chung Hwa. Missing you guys like crazy. Missing those funny and sick times. XD ! Remember?

Starring Kancil ( Our lovable Mr.Ho)

Protan Saga (Science teacher, Wang lao Shi)

Tok Aiyuh! (Guo Lao Shi)

All the best for your exams and may you shine in every way. Can't wait for the exams to be over, then I'll promise we'll party like wild animals.

Ciao!

Culinary arts

The phrase "Aniwan can Cook" comes from Chef Gateau, the famous, dead cook aka imaginary friend of Remy in Ratatouille. That is quite true.

Cooking is so fun I tell you. First ,you grab anything available on the kitchen shelves and mix everyhing together. Don't forget the detergent. Then, you blow up the kitchen and leave the mess to your elder siblings. (Trust me , you can get out of it.) Maybye your end-product isn't ahem, what it should look like the pics in your recipe, but it sure is your masterpiece! How it taste bergantung pada diri sendiri la!

This is exactly what Wey, Emily and I did on my Birthday. It took us years to deep fry the prawns thanks to Wey who came up with this brilliant idea. The batter required lemon juice but We changed it to Sunkist Orange Juice. It turned out to be quite good-looking (the prawns I meant) but it waz still raw. Baked it for 15 minutes. Steamed some corns and voi-la!

At least Ms. I-know-everything- in-the-world-and-you-don't isn't complaining. Wolfed down our experiments (prawns) while eating corn and watching SLUMDOG MILLIONAIRE.

PRAWNS (Sounds like phorn) and CORN (Now this sounds like Kock) Xp

Had a great chat with my girlfriends and terpaksa yu yu bu she di ta shang gui tu balik rumah.

Made this babeh a few daws back. Quiche Lorraine. Made it for my dad to bribe him to take me to Pavillion. Operation SUCCESSFUL!

Ingredients: Cabbage, tomato, garlic, onion, bao choi, si ham, babi paste, soya souce and chicken stalk.

How to make: Dump everything inside and set it to the strongest fire. Wait till the smell explodes in your nostrils, the nasal cavity then serve while hot.

I love my brother. I will protect him my whole life! Nothing will break our bond!

Uh oh.. May he rest in peace. Who's up for rabbit casserole? Sate seems just as fine.

(Chill, He's sleeping. Lazee ass. I meant my brother, not you.)

Uh.. What this fugly (sorry, wey :p) organism haunting my post?

Whole family had this during Valentine's Day. Champange gave it the final touch- Chateau Du Puy. Those of you who are on a diet, it would be perfect for you! Of course I did not enjoy it throughly, Cheese Burgers and Lap Cheong(Chinese wrinkled sausage) are my staple food!

Mmmm... Looks good or not? I name it my FRAPACINA (Frapachinno) ALMAND COFFEE CAKE..

Baking is one fun hobby I tell you. You blow up the kitchen and shove all the work to your elder siblings (or younger ones, trust me it works) Though your product may seem simple, but its a masterpiece to every cook. Whether its edible, bergantung kepada diri sendiri la. XDXD

6M REUNION!!! WHOOT!! WHOOT!!

SAT 29TH 2008 - THE VERY FIRST REUNION OF 6M, SJK(C) CHUNG HWA!!!!!! Whoot!! Whoot!!!

Time: 12.00pm

Venue: Time Square

Organiser: Yao

Attendance= 20/49
(Try teh guess!) Yahoo, broken shirt, Buffalo, Spirit, Bakero-sama,Wey Yin, Gai Bei Zhak Fan, Ruth, her bro, Sue Juin, Natalie, Shi Yin, Jia Yie, Yan Jun, Wai Chun, Shan Qi, Yuet Chuan, Chun Yen, Samuel, Han rong, Chris, Xiao Tong, his friend.
(PS: Gomenasai, if I didn't put your names there, please message me then, ASAP!! XD)

(Zean Ying and Wey Yin. "Ain't we purty? XDXD"

To think of 2 years time woud be such a chage. Well, looks like we fially shed those baby faces eh? Some were taller, some were prettier, some were good looking, and some were still, well lets just say slightly "vertically challaenged" ! And of course who could avoid our friendly 'volcanoes'? They never fail to show up, lol! XDXD

Broken Shirt (Lisa) and Yahoo (Jasmin)

Celebrity Names

Here's a tale Rachel and Eu nis told me on that day:

The BumbleBees:*Gasp, looks through the glass window in the lift* Isn't that Wey and Sam over the end there? SAM!!! WEY YIN!! Can you hear us??? LOOK AT US!!!

Crowd in lift: *Anime Flashes*

The bumbleBees: Heh heh... *sweat drops*

Buffalo(Rachel) and Spirit(Eu Nis)

bagai Isi dengan Kuku

Sigh! The Bumblebees, never fails to make each other laugh, even if its the 'senget" way. Still remember? PAPAYAS... BANANAS... RAMBUTANS.. all hanging on a tree! Lol!!

*FLASHBACKS*

6M,year 2006

Mr. Ho (Starring Kancil) : Okay, class. Now put your BOOKS on the table.

Bumblebees: *Point of View changes* BWA HA HA HA!!!

Sue Juin

LOYAL ARSENAL FAN !!!

Sigh! Those were the days. Anyway, met Han Rong and Samuel at the ticket counter. He offered to lend his JUSCO card to Wey Yin and me.. Saved us 9 bucks, thanks man! Still can't get over han rong's slanting eyes..reminds me of a perv! Sorry, Daniel! XDXD Samuel changed a lot too!! At least they were more civilised than I thought!!

Jack(Adrian,Ruth's bro) and the Beanstalk(Wai Chun) xP

Wai Chun's a head taller then me!! T.T

Soon, all of us arrived. Everybody was flashing their teeth at each other, there was so much to tell yet so little time. Our first stop was the roller coaster. Before the ride started. Mua did a silent prayer; Wey was sending her last regards to her family; Rachel and Eu Nis sat together, laughing like crazy as usual and the others were equally excited. All of us came back alive, felt like my teeth flew out of me mouth..thankfully it didn't. We sat again and was screaming our heads off!



At the restaurant in Kenny Roger's:
Lisa: Hey Jas, I-
Jasmin: *Stuffs a fork full of chicken into her mouth* AUMMM!!
Lisa: I haven't finished talking and you're stuffing me with food!!
Jasmin and the gang: HAHAHAHA!!
Zean:Smile for the camp everyone! ^^
Natalie: Cheese!

The next stop was space attack. The thing with two brooms swinging verywhere that looked sucidal. Zean said it wasn't scary for her. Had visions of myself flying out of the machine. Did a silent prayer again, it worked! I tell you, someone's up there watching. 'You'll never walk alone' hehe, Liverpool's slogan. Tried chaining Eunis and Rachel to come with us .
After the ride, mua could here Yuet Chuan screaming, protesting about not going back there. Haha, if only you saw his fac, it looked like a girl! XD Then, we went to the DNA Mixer, which was like 5 minutes, longer than the usual ones. Its like someone roasting you like the chickens in Kenny Roger's, only a 10000000000 TIMES FASTER!!! Man! That gave some of us a real pain in the ass and the head! After that, we separate ways..



At the Restaurant, Part 2

(Rachel, We Yin and me were sharing a plate of chicken)

Wey Yin: Aiyo, the chicken so hard, how to cut?

Sam: Aiya, you ar... I cut for you la!!

Rachel: Yes, mummy!! YAY!

Sam: After this is MILK time!

Jasmin: Woa!! You actually got milk?

Sam: Uh-huh, Liquid on the right, powder on the left .

Lisa: *Bangs the head on the table and starts vibrating*

Wey Yin: Don't you dare let the chicken thouch my perfect mash potatoes!!

Rachel: *Starts vibrating like Lisa*

Later, we went to Kenny Roger's Roasters for lunch. Eunis had another function so she had to go first. The moment when we most dreaded for.. departure.. T.T All good things come to an end..Mom took Wey Yin and Zean Ying back home for we needed to practise Aunt Zoe's Christmas Party. XDXD

Thats all the for now, bye!!