Protozoa

This is wrong. Very wrong. Since my exams are creeping one day before..I had 5 choices:

• Study physics
• Biology
• Chemistry *blech
• Add maths
• or recite my speech (for the ISKL Forensics)

Instead, I am blogging for the first time of this year. Pathetic, but true. Upper secondary is MADNESS. This week.. there's the sport practise, SEA Forensics, netball training, U.N Day, Leo Charity Dinner, Cross country and the blimey exams all cramped in barely a week.

They say form four is a honeymoon for us kids. BAH! My foot.

Just like an amoeba (except that I ain't got no contractile vacuole), I am going to keep absorbing the all the pressure there is. Slowly, letting them diffuse in me then *KA-BOOM! SPLECK! PLIAK!*

I burst and die.

Almond Banana Cinnamon Crumble

The holidays are getting super boring.. boring enough for me to experiment everything there is in the kitchen and to mutate them into a different species. After an hour, VOILA! The child is born.. Coconut flakes, maple syrup cereals, oats, choc chips, Bananaz, eggs, sugar, almondz, vanilla essence were chucked into the mixing bowl.. and was sacrificed in the oven for 30 minutes.

This baby goes awfully well with hot coffee, heh heh..

Soon, the mind-blowing scent drove my young brother absolutely crazy, begging me on all fours. Thanks to that, the soul that i had once fed, that was once sheltered had scratched me with is bloody claws, just to get a slice of my mutation (Banana Almond Crumble).

Ooo, look at my dadee, wonder what was he trying to say? This is the best time for one to ask for EXTRA Allowance *evil smiles* MUA HAH HAH HAH!!

Oh! This happened when Dad and I was heading for lunch outside:

Me: Dad, my stomach hurts like CRAP! Why did God gave Eve menstruation? It was the snake who started it so IT SHOULD LEAK!

Dad: Aiya, then we men do we snakes meh? Stupid.

Me: I mean, maybye we could keep our eggs, then no need to break lo!

Dad: Aiyo, you know you females have dirty blood? So must get rid of it. Even chicken eggs have expiry date, you think men one rotten eggs ah?

Me: *bangs head on the car window*

Well, I've got not much to say anymore.. Time for me to fatten up the whole family up with the thousands of calories I've just made. Au voir!

Randomness

Charlie the Unicorn

'The Door is everything! all that once was, and all that will be! The Door controls time and space! Love and Death! The Door can see into your miiinnnddd!!! The door can see into your sooouuuuullll!!!!'

Really, the door can do all that?"

Heh. No.


Haha haha! Thats a picture I took in a hotel a few days back.



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I went to Aunt Zoe's place yesterday, the first thing that caught my attention was one of my best friend, Chloe. She stood outside the house, smilling at me from ear to ear.

Thats weird, she looks very different, I thought. She used to smell like well.. her body odour was usually unpleasant and her hair would be thouching the floor. 'Chloe, you finally took a bath!!! Wee, I like that new haircut of yours!

She panted and grinned with her eyes. 'Thats my girl!' I laughed.






There's always this sweetness in her, the way she wags her tail, the way she pants and moves. Being 21 years of age, no doubt she's an elegant young lady. Sometimes she would give me stones from the garden covered with her saliva, haha! It might mean nothing to most of us, but for a dog, its a gemstone. XD How can I not accept it?

PS: I love you Chloe!!

A RAMANTASTIC Dedication

Was suppose to work at a new Pub/Bistro during the december holidays. Sadly, I don't think its gonna be opened until next year. There goes my job.. TT.TT
Can't believe I spent my days dreaming of the smell of champaign,the clinking of wine glasses, mouth-watering entrees and main courses.. Haiz, the glamorous life. I wonder..will we ever live it?

Honestly, I wont be surprise if I see Ramanathan one day in the papers becoming the next Bill Gates. Don't know why but I have a feeling he's gonna be a success. So long my dear friend, may you find a better environment in Beacon House. After sitting beside you for the whole year, you rose my blood pressure, increased my mood swings, numbed my ear.. You would think that I'll be thanking God but ironically, I'LL MISS YOU, RAMANATHAN SOMASUNDARAM!!

*Flashbacks*

Science Period

Mr Jeya: Now class, I want you to finish Science process skill pages 48 to 55, or else.. *bulges his eyes*

Ramanathan: Sam, what homework did Mr. Jeya give?

Me: *Brain explodes* Didn't he say it like.. A SECOND AGO?!!! Are you deaf?

Ramanathan: Just tell me la.

*so while answering him, I missed what Mr.Jeya continued afterwards*

Me: Shoot. *Turns to Chen Yang* What did Mr. Jeya say?

Ramanathan: See la, calling me deaf, look who's the handicap one now! *Laughs like a hyena*

On daeng, thank goodness my egg wasnt broken! XD

POST EXAMINATION

Rayshini: SPEED!

Me: Shucks, I lost again, haha!

Ramanathan: Oh my goodness i can't believe you are so slow, Samantha.

Me: RA-MA-NA-THAN.....

*next round of Speed*

Me: SPEED!!! Yay, I finally won!!!

Ramanathan: See Sam, the only reason you win is because of me!!

Jeez, and I thought mosquitoes were bad.

and last but not least:

KEMAHIRAN HIDUP:

Mr. Nathan: Now here are the results for the trials.. Ananda.. Guo Feng.. Ramanathan.. Jason.. Kay hou.. Aarathi..Lisa.. SAMANATHAN!!!

That is a name I would definately consider for my grandchildren, haha! You gave the whole class a piece of memory to remember.. Actually, we wouldnt be complete without you! All the best King Rama! ^^

Aim: Are kids the worst nightmares?

Hypothesis: Yes, they drive you THROUGH the wall.

Procedure: Went to church last Sunday. Some of the members brought their darlings for service at well. The 1st half hour was fine, after that, unfortunately for us . their (the kids) progesterones and testarones were erupting. Screams were heard from all four corners, you could see mini creatures jumping up and down like fish out of water.

When the preacher was preaching on unity in church:

Preacher: DO YOU LOVE EACH OTHER?

Small boy: YES!! YES!!!

Preacher: Don't just say it, you must show it!

Small boy: YES!! YES!! YES!!!

Preacher:.... and lastly, brother, love one another!

Small boy: *Turns to an Afro-american* BROTHER, LOVE ONE ANOTHER!


Whao, talk about racism. Actually, to be frank, I thought he was kinda cute, but I doubt he knew what the preacher was preaching. At the end of the service he was CONDUCTING the Song of Encouragement.Okay no offence but as a parent u should never let your kids go overboard!

Our poor Sunday school teacher, Mdm Pui Lai, had to control all 4 of the kids DURING service. There were colouring and fighting over colour pencils, screaming their heads off. We had to tolerate them for the whole hour... T.T Yep, it wasn't easy man, I thought my eardrum was torn.

Conclusion: Yes, they are nasty little things.

Butterflies

I'm feeling so nouxious

I'm getting rama-ramas' (NOT Ram, PLEASE) in my tummy.. hardly anyone is online anymore. The exams are creeping at a furious pace. While everyone is toturing their souls to study, I 'm enjoying myself. Shame on me!

Since all of mua's friends are vanishing one by one due to the exams (which the authorities thought it was good for us victims, I mean students. Thus, making it compulsory for every miserable 15 year old.), I think it is only rasional that I should refrain from this heavenly electrical device until PMR and the Form 4 entrance exam is over.

Oh yea, got some tips for the F4 entrance from Jem:

1. The syllabus is still based on F3, but the format is in F4 so prepare for LOTS of subjective questions.

2. It's more to essay writting than anything.

3. Memorise ur facts clearly couse you're gonna list it out.

4. The good news is, they won't be judging completely on this exam but its good to pass or not they'll be judging SOLELY on PMR.

By the way, I PASSED ME PIANO EXAMS WITH DISTINCTION!!!! Guess all the torture I went true wasn't crap after all.

Okey, I'll see ya in less than a month's time. Ciao for now.