The holidays are getting super boring.. boring enough for me to experiment everything there is in the kitchen and to mutate them into a different species. After an hour, VOILA! The child is born.. Coconut flakes, maple syrup cereals, oats, choc chips, Bananaz, eggs, sugar, almondz, vanilla essence were chucked into the mixing bowl.. and was sacrificed in the oven for 30 minutes.
This baby goes awfully well with hot coffee, heh heh..Soon, the mind-blowing scent drove my young brother absolutely crazy, begging me on all fours. Thanks to that, the soul that i had once fed, that was once sheltered had scratched me with is bloody claws, just to get a slice of my mutation (Banana Almond Crumble).
Ooo, look at my dadee, wonder what was he trying to say? This is the best time for one to ask for EXTRA Allowance *evil smiles* MUA HAH HAH HAH!!Oh! This happened when Dad and I was heading for lunch outside:
Me: Dad, my stomach hurts like CRAP! Why did God gave Eve menstruation? It was the snake who started it so IT SHOULD LEAK!
Dad: Aiya, then we men do we snakes meh? Stupid.
Me: I mean, maybye we could keep our eggs, then no need to break lo!
Dad: Aiyo, you know you females have dirty blood? So must get rid of it. Even chicken eggs have expiry date, you think men one rotten eggs ah?
Me: *bangs head on the car window*
Well, I've got not much to say anymore.. Time for me to fatten up the whole family up with the thousands of calories I've just made. Au voir!
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