Almond Banana Cinnamon Crumble

The holidays are getting super boring.. boring enough for me to experiment everything there is in the kitchen and to mutate them into a different species. After an hour, VOILA! The child is born.. Coconut flakes, maple syrup cereals, oats, choc chips, Bananaz, eggs, sugar, almondz, vanilla essence were chucked into the mixing bowl.. and was sacrificed in the oven for 30 minutes.

This baby goes awfully well with hot coffee, heh heh..

Soon, the mind-blowing scent drove my young brother absolutely crazy, begging me on all fours. Thanks to that, the soul that i had once fed, that was once sheltered had scratched me with is bloody claws, just to get a slice of my mutation (Banana Almond Crumble).

Ooo, look at my dadee, wonder what was he trying to say? This is the best time for one to ask for EXTRA Allowance *evil smiles* MUA HAH HAH HAH!!

Oh! This happened when Dad and I was heading for lunch outside:

Me: Dad, my stomach hurts like CRAP! Why did God gave Eve menstruation? It was the snake who started it so IT SHOULD LEAK!

Dad: Aiya, then we men do we snakes meh? Stupid.

Me: I mean, maybye we could keep our eggs, then no need to break lo!

Dad: Aiyo, you know you females have dirty blood? So must get rid of it. Even chicken eggs have expiry date, you think men one rotten eggs ah?

Me: *bangs head on the car window*

Well, I've got not much to say anymore.. Time for me to fatten up the whole family up with the thousands of calories I've just made. Au voir!

Randomness

Charlie the Unicorn

'The Door is everything! all that once was, and all that will be! The Door controls time and space! Love and Death! The Door can see into your miiinnnddd!!! The door can see into your sooouuuuullll!!!!'

Really, the door can do all that?"

Heh. No.


Haha haha! Thats a picture I took in a hotel a few days back.



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I went to Aunt Zoe's place yesterday, the first thing that caught my attention was one of my best friend, Chloe. She stood outside the house, smilling at me from ear to ear.

Thats weird, she looks very different, I thought. She used to smell like well.. her body odour was usually unpleasant and her hair would be thouching the floor. 'Chloe, you finally took a bath!!! Wee, I like that new haircut of yours!

She panted and grinned with her eyes. 'Thats my girl!' I laughed.






There's always this sweetness in her, the way she wags her tail, the way she pants and moves. Being 21 years of age, no doubt she's an elegant young lady. Sometimes she would give me stones from the garden covered with her saliva, haha! It might mean nothing to most of us, but for a dog, its a gemstone. XD How can I not accept it?

PS: I love you Chloe!!

A RAMANTASTIC Dedication

Was suppose to work at a new Pub/Bistro during the december holidays. Sadly, I don't think its gonna be opened until next year. There goes my job.. TT.TT
Can't believe I spent my days dreaming of the smell of champaign,the clinking of wine glasses, mouth-watering entrees and main courses.. Haiz, the glamorous life. I wonder..will we ever live it?

Honestly, I wont be surprise if I see Ramanathan one day in the papers becoming the next Bill Gates. Don't know why but I have a feeling he's gonna be a success. So long my dear friend, may you find a better environment in Beacon House. After sitting beside you for the whole year, you rose my blood pressure, increased my mood swings, numbed my ear.. You would think that I'll be thanking God but ironically, I'LL MISS YOU, RAMANATHAN SOMASUNDARAM!!

*Flashbacks*

Science Period

Mr Jeya: Now class, I want you to finish Science process skill pages 48 to 55, or else.. *bulges his eyes*

Ramanathan: Sam, what homework did Mr. Jeya give?

Me: *Brain explodes* Didn't he say it like.. A SECOND AGO?!!! Are you deaf?

Ramanathan: Just tell me la.

*so while answering him, I missed what Mr.Jeya continued afterwards*

Me: Shoot. *Turns to Chen Yang* What did Mr. Jeya say?

Ramanathan: See la, calling me deaf, look who's the handicap one now! *Laughs like a hyena*

On daeng, thank goodness my egg wasnt broken! XD

POST EXAMINATION

Rayshini: SPEED!

Me: Shucks, I lost again, haha!

Ramanathan: Oh my goodness i can't believe you are so slow, Samantha.

Me: RA-MA-NA-THAN.....

*next round of Speed*

Me: SPEED!!! Yay, I finally won!!!

Ramanathan: See Sam, the only reason you win is because of me!!

Jeez, and I thought mosquitoes were bad.

and last but not least:

KEMAHIRAN HIDUP:

Mr. Nathan: Now here are the results for the trials.. Ananda.. Guo Feng.. Ramanathan.. Jason.. Kay hou.. Aarathi..Lisa.. SAMANATHAN!!!

That is a name I would definately consider for my grandchildren, haha! You gave the whole class a piece of memory to remember.. Actually, we wouldnt be complete without you! All the best King Rama! ^^

Aim: Are kids the worst nightmares?

Hypothesis: Yes, they drive you THROUGH the wall.

Procedure: Went to church last Sunday. Some of the members brought their darlings for service at well. The 1st half hour was fine, after that, unfortunately for us . their (the kids) progesterones and testarones were erupting. Screams were heard from all four corners, you could see mini creatures jumping up and down like fish out of water.

When the preacher was preaching on unity in church:

Preacher: DO YOU LOVE EACH OTHER?

Small boy: YES!! YES!!!

Preacher: Don't just say it, you must show it!

Small boy: YES!! YES!! YES!!!

Preacher:.... and lastly, brother, love one another!

Small boy: *Turns to an Afro-american* BROTHER, LOVE ONE ANOTHER!


Whao, talk about racism. Actually, to be frank, I thought he was kinda cute, but I doubt he knew what the preacher was preaching. At the end of the service he was CONDUCTING the Song of Encouragement.Okay no offence but as a parent u should never let your kids go overboard!

Our poor Sunday school teacher, Mdm Pui Lai, had to control all 4 of the kids DURING service. There were colouring and fighting over colour pencils, screaming their heads off. We had to tolerate them for the whole hour... T.T Yep, it wasn't easy man, I thought my eardrum was torn.

Conclusion: Yes, they are nasty little things.

Butterflies

I'm feeling so nouxious

I'm getting rama-ramas' (NOT Ram, PLEASE) in my tummy.. hardly anyone is online anymore. The exams are creeping at a furious pace. While everyone is toturing their souls to study, I 'm enjoying myself. Shame on me!

Since all of mua's friends are vanishing one by one due to the exams (which the authorities thought it was good for us victims, I mean students. Thus, making it compulsory for every miserable 15 year old.), I think it is only rasional that I should refrain from this heavenly electrical device until PMR and the Form 4 entrance exam is over.

Oh yea, got some tips for the F4 entrance from Jem:

1. The syllabus is still based on F3, but the format is in F4 so prepare for LOTS of subjective questions.

2. It's more to essay writting than anything.

3. Memorise ur facts clearly couse you're gonna list it out.

4. The good news is, they won't be judging completely on this exam but its good to pass or not they'll be judging SOLELY on PMR.

By the way, I PASSED ME PIANO EXAMS WITH DISTINCTION!!!! Guess all the torture I went true wasn't crap after all.

Okey, I'll see ya in less than a month's time. Ciao for now.

Wild Nights

Yep, this time our traditional sleepover was held by our marvelous organizer.. ZEAN YING!! Well, since PMR (wet wet water la) was around the corner, we miraculously convinced our folks to go out together.

Well, I've got the word to describe it- T-E-R-R-I-F-I-C!!

On the wee ours on the 27th August 09, this woman comes rampaging to my house cause she needed transport:

Seen her in magazines? She's got FRANCE at her hands (observe the 'blingy')!

Yep, THE ONE AND ONLY WEY YIN makes her grand entrance to my cozy habitat. Well she did inform me she was coming VERY early but heck, its the holidays! ALMOST went in my pyjamas to see her. :P

IKEA'S NEWEST TECHNOLOGY: A walking table cloth.

I believe I can fly.. I believe I can cross the sky..

Wey yin:- Lalalalalalala~ Haizzz..

Sorry I squashed your radiance, Zean ^^;

Sorry, but epic failed.

Looks like I hooked my head on Zean's (the host) shoulder.

Zean- Lost

Wey- Kawaii-nia!

Alright, I'll stop with the camwhorring for a while. Let your eyes recover from the burning sensation. So Wey and mua went to Zean's house and then we took the LRT to KLCC.

We headed for the book fair first but hardly anything caught our attention..accept for Zean.. heh heh.

So if I'm not mistaken, this was probably our INNER THOUGHTS in the book fair.. :P

Zean: Hmm.. I promised to buy a book for my brother but I HAVE to buy that book too.. uh.. can't choose..Ooo.. this chinese Novel is interesting but but... OH well, might as well buy all of them!! Yea, dattebayo! XD

Wey Yin: Shoes..GLADIATORS.... There has to be one that fits me.. oh the sexy stripes, the shiny colours, the SEDUCTIVENESS OF GLADIATORS!!! *Drools*

Me (Sam): There should be discounts in Isetan.. tank tops... denim jeans..skirts..those awfully beautiful cloths i was eyeing .. AAAYEEEE.. lets CONQUER THE MALL!! *Mind explodes*

Well, so much of a reading spirit for most of us..

Sorry wey, if you I intepreted your thoughts wrongly, pls tell me..

From left: Me and Zean

I remembered our trip to the same book fair last year.. We almost stayed there the whole day!!!

Hormones- estrogen and progesterones.. ARISE!! Just look at the transformation!!

A Pretty young lady. Want her number? Hehh hehh..

So after pondering, we went to fill our tummies and then..

LETS GO SHOPPING!!!!!

Yep, just like the White Chicks.

Went to Isetan, GAP, DIESEL,BILLABONG,QUIKSILVER, POLO...and finally.. ROMP!!!
Wey yin was already buzzing because I dragged them all over the building looking for the perfect fit.. Gomenasai again ^^; Then, the gates of 'paradise' opened!! ROMP!!! It had everything. Awesome quality, reasonable price!!Well, all our efforts paid off. Good deal, girls!!

2 sarcastic creatures combined together= ULTIMATE LANGUAGE DOMINATION. Believe me, we have venom on our tongues. We've been at war since Year 1, from fouls to Best Friends!!
The Lord works in mysterious ways..

My favourite picture. :)

My 'tablecloth' from Singapore and a Chinese Doll.

Another one of my favs

We had tea there in the cafeteria on top. Wey yin got her obsession: PASTA ; Zean and I had waffles.. Weeee...

Ice cream waffle with apple custard.. Mmmmm.. Just don't look at the receipt :p

Zean grinning away with her desert.. Seriously, u need to start eating more or else you'll shrink to a pole, Zean!!




AT HER HOUSE

Went back to Zean's place awfully tired. Thank goodness she locked her room door to stop her little living being- her brother Quan , 6 years of age from rampaging. Daeng. I should have took a picture on him. He's SOOOOOOOO ADORABLE!! Unfortunately, being influenced by the elder brother, he knows all the facts in Ch 4: Reproduction.

Kids these days.. Haiz..

Watched Slither, a thriller around 11pm.. FYI, I'm not constipated!!

Wey- A terrified ninja. What a shame to Konoha la!

28 August, 12 pm: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, ZEAN HONEY!!

Got her a charm bracelet.

Indian bangles..

Candid photo!!

Jailed for camwhorring...

Serius offenders.. Sentenced to the gallows!

Thanks for the awesome sleepover, Zean and Wey.. Can't wait till the next one!!! XD

AAAAYEEEEEE!!! PMR TRIAL IS OVA!!!!

• Love the partial freedom I'm indulging.
• Finally a breath of fresh air weeks after I buried my head in books
• U can't imagine the insanity I went through.
• Went hyperventilating.
• Broke down
• 3 hours of sleep
• Trial wasn't that hard though.
• THANK GOODNESS
• Though I craped a lot in the BM paper.
• Title: 'Rumah terbuka membawa banyak faedah. Bincangkan"
• I repeated Muhibah and Martabat like crazy.
• Semoga keputusanku dalam keadaan selamat walaufiat.
• Yeesh, anyway JIAN HO(JALEHO) !!
• Yep, to victory, I've defeated u trials.
• Dad, trials are over and u 're asking me to study the day after.
• My ovaries are laughing.
• I will study after the weekends.
• Chillax.
• To all those having their last paper on Monday
• GAMBADE, JIA YOU !!

Sweet Memories

BEHOLD, after a decade I REVIVED this blog. *Hui Yi's evil laugh*

This pirated song I made is dedicated to all my friends (especially to my primary school gang, BUMBLEBEES)

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This is for my peoples

Whom I've known forever.

My best friends(Wey, Zean, Jin, Xuan), my babies(Sangkir, Aarathi,Azlin, Mily, Hannah, Winnie)

My men(Kerri, Chen Yang, Tien Lun, Daniel..) and my ladies(Yi han, Naomi, Soo Ann, Audrey)

Put your hand way up high( Guo Feng and gang, put up ur hands)

We will never say bye

No, no, no

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Thank you for all the lullabies( Ze An's songs, orgasms made in class..) you make everyday. You've coloured my life and made me laugh (with ur 'awesome' jokes and actions) and you've gave me one h*** of a headache. But all in all I love you guys! 3M TERUNGGUL! Now with Hannah, Aarathi, Winnie and Ananda resigning from prefect duty... Insya-Allah.. I may survive.
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Lisa, Rachel, Jasmin, Eunis


Julia, Susan.


This is for my peoples


Whom I've known all my life


Lift your head to the sky


Cause we will never say bye



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The Bumblebee Gang '06,

• Rachel ( Buffalo)
• Jasmin ( Candy floss)
• Julia ( Banana Sister)
• Eunis (Spirit)
• Susan Yee ( Gotta)
• Zean (Crystal)
• Wey( Ms Sacasm)
• Ruth (Fishy)
• Lynna (Ghost)
• Me (Gai Bei Zhak Fan)

Thank you for the many memories back in Chung Hwa. Missing you guys like crazy. Missing those funny and sick times. XD ! Remember?

Starring Kancil ( Our lovable Mr.Ho)

Protan Saga (Science teacher, Wang lao Shi)

Tok Aiyuh! (Guo Lao Shi)

All the best for your exams and may you shine in every way. Can't wait for the exams to be over, then I'll promise we'll party like wild animals.

Ciao!

Culinary arts

The phrase "Aniwan can Cook" comes from Chef Gateau, the famous, dead cook aka imaginary friend of Remy in Ratatouille. That is quite true.

Cooking is so fun I tell you. First ,you grab anything available on the kitchen shelves and mix everyhing together. Don't forget the detergent. Then, you blow up the kitchen and leave the mess to your elder siblings. (Trust me , you can get out of it.) Maybye your end-product isn't ahem, what it should look like the pics in your recipe, but it sure is your masterpiece! How it taste bergantung pada diri sendiri la!

This is exactly what Wey, Emily and I did on my Birthday. It took us years to deep fry the prawns thanks to Wey who came up with this brilliant idea. The batter required lemon juice but We changed it to Sunkist Orange Juice. It turned out to be quite good-looking (the prawns I meant) but it waz still raw. Baked it for 15 minutes. Steamed some corns and voi-la!

At least Ms. I-know-everything- in-the-world-and-you-don't isn't complaining. Wolfed down our experiments (prawns) while eating corn and watching SLUMDOG MILLIONAIRE.

PRAWNS (Sounds like phorn) and CORN (Now this sounds like Kock) Xp

Had a great chat with my girlfriends and terpaksa yu yu bu she di ta shang gui tu balik rumah.

Made this babeh a few daws back. Quiche Lorraine. Made it for my dad to bribe him to take me to Pavillion. Operation SUCCESSFUL!

Ingredients: Cabbage, tomato, garlic, onion, bao choi, si ham, babi paste, soya souce and chicken stalk.

How to make: Dump everything inside and set it to the strongest fire. Wait till the smell explodes in your nostrils, the nasal cavity then serve while hot.

I love my brother. I will protect him my whole life! Nothing will break our bond!

Uh oh.. May he rest in peace. Who's up for rabbit casserole? Sate seems just as fine.

(Chill, He's sleeping. Lazee ass. I meant my brother, not you.)

Uh.. What this fugly (sorry, wey :p) organism haunting my post?

Whole family had this during Valentine's Day. Champange gave it the final touch- Chateau Du Puy. Those of you who are on a diet, it would be perfect for you! Of course I did not enjoy it throughly, Cheese Burgers and Lap Cheong(Chinese wrinkled sausage) are my staple food!

Mmmm... Looks good or not? I name it my FRAPACINA (Frapachinno) ALMAND COFFEE CAKE..

Baking is one fun hobby I tell you. You blow up the kitchen and shove all the work to your elder siblings (or younger ones, trust me it works) Though your product may seem simple, but its a masterpiece to every cook. Whether its edible, bergantung kepada diri sendiri la. XDXD