Soon, the mind-blowing scent drove my young brother absolutely crazy, begging me on all fours. Thanks to that, the soul that i had once fed, that was once sheltered had scratched me with is bloody claws, just to get a slice of my mutation (Banana Almond Crumble).
Ooo, look at my dadee, wonder what was he trying to say? This is the best time for one to ask for EXTRA Allowance *evil smiles* MUA HAH HAH HAH!!
Oh! This happened when Dad and I was heading for lunch outside:
Me: Dad, my stomach hurts like CRAP! Why did God gave Eve menstruation? It was the snake who started it so IT SHOULD LEAK!
Dad: Aiya, then we men do we snakes meh? Stupid.
Me: I mean, maybye we could keep our eggs, then no need to break lo!
Dad: Aiyo, you know you females have dirty blood? So must get rid of it. Even chicken eggs have expiry date, you think men one rotten eggs ah?
Me: *bangs head on the car window*
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