Monday, October 19, 2009

Aim: Are kids the worst nightmares?

Hypothesis: Yes, they drive you THROUGH the wall.

Procedure: Went to church last Sunday. Some of the members brought their darlings for service at well. The 1st half hour was fine, after that, unfortunately for us . their (the kids) progesterones and testarones were erupting. Screams were heard from all four corners, you could see mini creatures jumping up and down like fish out of water.

When the preacher was preaching on unity in church:

Preacher: DO YOU LOVE EACH OTHER?

Small boy: YES!! YES!!!

Preacher: Don't just say it, you must show it!

Small boy: YES!! YES!! YES!!!

Preacher:.... and lastly, brother, love one another!

Small boy: *Turns to an Afro-american* BROTHER, LOVE ONE ANOTHER!


Whao, talk about racism. Actually, to be frank, I thought he was kinda cute, but I doubt he knew what the preacher was preaching. At the end of the service he was CONDUCTING the Song of Encouragement.Okay no offence but as a parent u should never let your kids go overboard!

Our poor Sunday school teacher, Mdm Pui Lai, had to control all 4 of the kids DURING service. There were colouring and fighting over colour pencils, screaming their heads off. We had to tolerate them for the whole hour... T.T Yep, it wasn't easy man, I thought my eardrum was torn.

Conclusion: Yes, they are nasty little things.

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